“This is so gross,” Shreya says.
The further we move from the station, the thicker the sludge becomes. Even the street is covered with it, as the goop slowly drains off the sidewalk and onto the asphalt.
There are eight of us who’ve come up from the station to look around. For now we’re only going to take a look around and then head back to the station. That was the condition Mike the Cop had put on us going up. In return, when we get back, we’ll tell everyone what we’ve learned, and they can decide for themselves how to proceed.
We’re making slow progress down the sidewalk, our feet sticking to the mess on the ground with every step. At first I’d tried to walk on the bits of clothing that are strewn everywhere, but those slipped whenever I put my foot on them, so now I’m not even bothering.
“Maybe we should turn around and go the other way,” Nick says.
“Yes. Let’s,” Shreya says. “If this is really people we’re walking on, it should lessen up once we get away from the protest area, right?”
“Maybe,” Josh says. “But I wanna be sure. And besides, there are a bunch of Metro stations this way. We’re sure to find other people.”
“Do we want to find people?” says a guy named Hamid. He’s an older man, about the same age as Dad. If my desi-dar is correct, and it usually is, he’s Pakistani, and he’s at that stage of baldness where he’s decided, “Screw it,” and shaved his entire head. I calculate a 97% chance he owns a motorcycle.
“The more the merrier,” a girl says. Amber, I think she introduced herself as. She’s got frizzy black hair and is in clothes that are ... let’s call them vintage to be nice. She’s not much older than Josh and didi, but she looks like she came through a time portal from 1988.
“I just wanna do what we gotta do and get back,” Joe says. He’s around the same age as Amber, though a lot cooler looking. He’s in a T-shirt that says “Sarcasm is like punching someone in the face with words.” I’m tempted to ask where he got it, but I know this isn’t the right time. (Still, I want it.)
“Yeah,” our last companion says. He’s one of the cops who’d been down in the station—not not Officer Mike, but one of his subordinates. K. Porebski his nametag says. None of us are particularly comfortable with him coming along, but Officer Mike had insisted we bring him with or he wouldn’t let us go out. “This is like a monster movie, and we’re the guys heading into the danger zone.”
“Aren’t you paid to be a hero?” Nick says.
“Have you looked around? I don’t think I’m getting paid for this.”
He’s right. I don’t know what exactly had happened here, but it was bad. And I don’t just mean the sludge, though, yeah, that’s the worst of it. But the buildings, too, are damaged, even the ones made of solid stone. They all have decorative columns in their facades, and those have cracked and tumbled onto the sidewalk. It’s like that summer when my family went on vacation to Greece and we saw the what-do-ya-call it, the Pantheon? Yeah, like that. Like we’re walking through the ruins of some ancient culture, and not a couple blocks from the White House.
We reach an intersection. The road splits into three here, with the central portion sinking down to go under the Mall, while the lanes on either side continue on the surface.
“Say, if we survived because we were underground,” I say, “do you think there are people alive in that tunnel?”
“I doubt it,” Hamid says. “That tunnel is shallow, and the ends are wide open. It’s pretty different from a Metro station.”
“And besides, dummy,” didi says, “if you were in a car when it happened, would you stick around? I’d hit the gas and be in Virginia in five minutes.”
“Don’t call me a dummy, or I’m—” I’m about to say, “I’m telling Mom,” but I realize Mom might not even be alive. “Shut up, didi.”
This is so bad. What are we going to do? If this goop really is people, there must be a thousand dead just on this street. What about the rest of the city? What about Virginia and Maryland? How far out does the destruction go.
I wish Josh would put his arm around me. I don’t care what didi would think. I want somebody to comfort me right now.
But he’s acting all serious, and I can’t blame him for that, but couldn’t he leave that to somebody else. Hamid seems like he’s up to it. Or even that cop.
We cross the intersection and make our way down the next block. There are shrubs and trees planted along the sidewalk, but they’re all burnt, like somebody had come by with a flamethrower. To our left, across a low, railed wall and a small parking lot, is one of the Smithsonian museums—Natural History, maybe? All the windows on the side have been smashed, and hard enough that shards had flown all the way to the sidewalk, and even into the street.
“What do you think did that?” I ask.
“Overpressure,” Nick says. “When a bomb explodes, the shockwave will crack glass. We’re lucky that’s all it did.”
“That’s not overpressure,” Hamid says. “That would cause the windows to implode.”
“Okay. Then underpressure,” Nick says.
“Possible. It only takes a one PSI difference to break glass. But what would cause it? That’s the sort of thing that happens in a tornado.”
“Hey, what’s that down there?” Joe says. He’s pointing into the museum’s parking lot.
“A tree?” Shreya says, all unimpressed like.
“Yeah, but look where it’s at.”
My sister squints. “What the hell?”
Nobody’d really been paying attention, but at didi’s reaction, we all look over. There are a bunch of trees around the edge of the lot, and some more growing near the building, but this one… it’s right in the middle of the pavement. It’s tall, too. None of the trees near the museum are more than nine feet tall, but this one is three times that, with branches that spread out wide, almost to the walls of the museum.
“How did that get there?” Amber says.
Josh leans against the rail that separates the parking lot from the sidewalk. The street’s on a hill, and the lot is cut into the slope, so there’s a seven foot drop between where we’re at and the other side, and there are thick bushes at the bottom.
“C’mon.” Josh turns and heads back the way we’d come. As we retrace our path, the drop between us and and the lot gets smaller and smaller. When we spot a break in the brush, he hops over the rail. Me and Nick, Amber and Hamid follow him over, but Shreya, the cop and Joe keep going until they get to the end of the wall and take a path onto the museum grounds. This is no time to be a goody-goody, didi!
The good news is, there’s no sludge over here. But we do have to walk across charred grass, and each step turns up a puff of black dust as the blades crumble beneath our feet.
We reach the lot and turn towards the tree.
Nick knocks on the roof of a Honda Civic as we pass. “Don’t suppose anyone knows how to hot wire a car?”
“God, you people are useless.”
“Be quiet,” Hamid says.
We make our way around the side of the building. Once we get past the front corner, the lot widens and we find the misplaced tree.
Now that we’re up close, we see it’s even odder than we saw from the street. Its roots don’t go into the ground at all. Instead it’s standing up on them like it’s on its tiptoes. Some of the roots aren’t as strong as others, and the tree is leaning to one side.
“What would cause this?” Shreya says.
Josh approaches the tree.
“Don’t get too close,” Joe says.
“I’ll be fine.”
I’m with Joe. The way the tree’s tilting, it could tip over in the slightest breeze. But Josh walks right up to the trunk. He kneels and looks closely at the roots. He pokes them and clumps of dirt fall off.
“Careful!” Shreya says.
“It’s all right. Jeez.”
“Say,” Amber says, “what kinda tree is this, anyway?”
None of us had looked that closely. And to be honest, the only kinds of trees I can recognize are palms and pines. Oh, and the ones with the white bark. What are those, ash? I dunno. But elms and oaks and all those, they’re like frogs and toads to me. What’s the difference?
Hamid looks up at the branches. “That’s a very good question.”
“Yeah, it is a weird looking one, isn’t it?” Shreya says.
Guys, it’s a tree. It’s got a trunk, and branches, and a bunch of leaves. Other than being charbroiled, what’s the big deal?
Josh finishes his examination of the roots and stands. He walks under the side that’s tilted, where the branches hang lower. He examines the leaves and plucks one that is less charred than the others. He brings it back to us.
“Anyone recognize the shape?”
Uh, yeah, it’s a leaf. It’s got five grass-like blades growing from a stem. Okay, it’s not something you see around here, but this is the Natural History Museum. Maybe they planted something. And then somehow it got blown across the parking lot and landed here. Sure, it’s weird, but I wanna get back to the station and then head home, see if Mom and Dad are okay. I’ll even work a shift at the store tonight if they want me to, no complaints. Better than standing here gawking at a tree.
“No,” didi says. “I’ve never seen anything like that.”
“It looks sorta like a date frond, or a fern,” the Middle Eastern Guy says.
“Ferns don’t grow thirty feet high,” Joe says.
“No. Clearly not.”
This is gonna be a boring conversation, I can tell. I wander away and hop a seat on the hood of a car—one that’s in the shade of the building, so the metal doesn’t scorch me. Come on guys, hurry it up, please.
One thing about stepping back from the group, it’s easier to notice patterns in how people are behaving. Now Shreya, no surprise, is standing next to Josh. She’s like the heroine of some crappy YA novel, wanting to get cozy with the cute guy even though it’s the end of the world. How about some situational awareness, huh? Freak out a little, worry about getting outta here. And most of all, leave my boy alone—you’ve got no chance with him.
But Josh, he’s completely not noticing her. He’d pay more attention to her if she were another tree. Joe the Sarcasm Guy, though, he’s checking her out. He’s standing off to her side, but he keeps looking over at her. He even steps back a bit so he can see her butt. He’s on the heavy side—not disgustingly obese, but somebody should buy him a gym membership for Christmas—so he has no chance with didi. She’s shallow that way.
Amber is standing by herself, but not like she’s shy or afraid of interacting—she’s doing quite a bit of talking, in fact. She’s just disinterested. Nick’s not, though. He’s eying her up and down—no surprise there, he eyes every girl he meets. I’ve even caught him eying my mom. How gross is that? I don’t mind a guy being a little pervy, but that’s way beyond the line.
Hamid is also standing by himself, but I think that’s more to do with him being a couple decades older than anyone here except maybe the cop, who—wait a second, where’s the cop?
He’s nowhere in the parking lot. He came around with us, right? I’d seen him following Shreya. Did he get bored and wander off? I mean, no loss if he does—I’m okay with ditching him, but I’m afraid the others will want to go looking for him and we’ll end up wasting a lot of time.
Did he go into the museum maybe? I haven’t been there since ... sixth grade? Or was it elementary school? Whatever. I know there was a snack bar inside. It was pretty crap, no real selection, but food is food. Maybe the cop went to grab some.
Hmm ... is that him up there? Looks like somebody’s moving around on the third floor. Or it could be something blowing in the wind. I’m too far away to tell.
I get up and move for a better view.
“Hey, you. Girl.”
I jump. That voice came outta nowhere.
The cop’s waving to me from down the parking lot. He’s in the shadow of the museum. I go over to him.
“Sorry. Didn’t mean to startle you.”
“You didn’t startle me.”
“Sure looked like it, the way you jumped.”
“I didn’t jump.”
“Right. Listen, you wanna give me a hand?”
“Hand with what?”
He holds up two sets of car keys. “Let’s find what these go to.”
“Where did you get those?”
“In there.” He jerks his head towards the museum. “All kinds lying around on the floor.”
My eyes narrow. “Eww.”
“What? The owners don’t need them.”
“Yeah, I think that’s called grave robbing.”
“Look, this is an emergency. I don’t know about you, but I wanna get the hell outta here as fast as possible. Preferably with maximum air conditioning.”
He makes a good point, I’ll give him that. But, “Didn’t you have a car?” We’d walked past it when we came out of the station, but at that point we’d been too intent on seeing what was going on to give it a second glance.
“You ever been in a prowl car?”
“They aren’t exactly made for the comfort of passengers. Rear windows don’t go down, there’s no leg room in the back.”
Maybe he’s right. “Okay.” I take a set of keys. It’s sticky. Ew. I almost drop it. “Did you wash these?”
“Yeah, I found a bottle of water, rinsed them. But that shit’s heavy duty. It’s not coming off without soap, at least. Maybe Lysol.”
I hold the keys with my finger nails. “It’s disgusting!”
“We’ve been walking in it for the last ten minutes.”
“I have shoes!”
“Don’t be so squeamish. This is the apocalypse, can’t you tell. We gotta be tough we’re gonna survive.”
He’s… not wrong. “Fine.” I hold the keys in my hand. “But how are we gonna find the car?” The parking lot’s not exactly full, but there are still a couple dozen vehicles around, and probably more behind the building and out on the street. If we wander around matching logos, we’ll be here all day.
“Easy.” He raises his arm and hits a button on the key fob. Nothing happens. “Give it a try.”
I do. I get no response either.
“Figures it wouldn’t be that easy. C’mon, let’s check around.” He waves towards the back of the building, away from didi and the others.
“Shouldn’t we tell them where we’re going?”
He turns around and walks backwards. “They’ll figure it out.”
“Don’t be a child,” he says. “We have to forge our own path through the new frontier.” He spins forward again, narrowly avoiding the bumper of a car.
Is that supposed to sound cool? Who wants to forge a frontier? If this is the apocalypse, I want people around, as many as we can get. Let’s rebuild society.
But I hurry after the cop. We keep trying our keys as we go. Still no response.
“You know, this is going to be tough,” the cop says.
“What’s gonna be?”
“The new world. Life as we know it is gone. Have you thought about what that means?”
“We don’t know for sure. There could be… I mean, it could just be DC, right?” My mom and dad should be okay. The store. Randy and Jenna, our employees.
“Even if it is, you think this country is going to hold together after this? Things were bad enough all ready. Hell, that might be the worst case scenario. If the whole world’s been done in, there’ll be less people for us to worry about. But if the country’s still out there with no government to hold it together … can you imagine that? It’ll be Iraq and Afghanistan, right here at home.”
“No way.” Americans aren’t like that. I mean, sure, that orange jerk is President, but he didn’t win the popular vote. Only a minority of Americans support him. A large minority, yeah, and they’ve got guns but .… No, things won’t end up like that. Even Republicans aren’t that crazy. They’re still Americans.
I try telling myself that, but I’ve got doubts. There are people out there who don’t necessarily see me as an American. I was born here, so was my mom, but that’s not good enough for them. We’ve always had people at the store who were kinda racist, but since the election it’s gotten worse. I’ve had customers tell me to “go back to Iraq” and things like that. They’re usually drunks, mad that they don’t have enough change for a forty-ounce, but a couple times they’ve been middle class white ladies, look totally respectable.
It’s happened to me at school, too. The guys who say it all all jerks I wouldn’t want to hang out with anyway, but some of them have been popular kids, like Nate Baranski—he told me I should wrap my face in a towel so he wouldn’t have to look at my hairy eyebrows. That still makes me mad. Why don’t any of these idiots know the difference between Muslims and Indians, huh?
I click the key fob again.
Was that ...?
“Over there,” the cop points to the back of the museum. But we’re already at the edge of the parking area—all that’s over there is the driveway and the main street.
But he’s already off and running. I should follow. I guess?
I hurry after him.
“Try it again,” he tells me.
I raise the key fob high and hit the button.
Yes! We’re getting closer. But the sound didn’t come from inside the museum grounds. It’s beyond the outer wall, out on the street.
“It’s that Toyota,” the cop says. “I saw the lights flash.”
We cross a blackened patch of grass and go around a couple trees. There’s a gold SUV parked at the curb. We climb over the little wall and go over to it.
“Perfect,” the cop says. “I was afraid we’d have to grab two vehicles to fit everyone—that’s why the two keys. This’ll be cramped, but we should fit everyone.”
“What about the people back at the station?”
“What about ‘em?” He walks around the front of the SUV.
“They can’t fit in here.”
He looks at me like I’m an idiot. “It was their decision to stay in the station. They’re not our problem anymore. Let ‘em get their own ride.”
“You’re a cop. Aren’t you supposed to, like, protect and serve and stuff like that?”
“Honey, that’s over. I keep telling you, this is a new world, new rules.” He opens the door and gets in. When I don’t follow suit, he leans across and pops the passenger door. “C’mon.”
I get in.
“That’s a good girl.”
“Don’t talk to me like I’m a dog.”
“I’m teasing. You gotta learn to take a joke.”
“It’s not funny.”
I hand him the keys. He slides them into the ignition and turns the power on, but he doesn’t start the engine. The radio lights up and plays ear-shattering static. He grabs a knob and turns, but that only changes the station, which does nothing but give us slightly different static. He tries the other knob and that kills the sound.
“Are we going?” I say.
He reaches across console and pokes my nose with his finger. My nose twitches like a bunny’s. “What’s the hurry?”
“We gotta get back before my sister freaks.”
“First it’s your mom who’s gonna freak, now it’s your sister. Is that all your family does? It’s a nonstop freakout with you guys?”
“They’re high strung.”
“From what I’ve seen so far, looks like your sister’s more of a stress inducer.”
He’s not wrong, but I don’t like a stranger badmouthing my family. “She’s all right once you get used to her.”
“I’m sure. If your mom’s the same way, I feel sorry for you.”
“Just an impression I get. You’re much more chill than your sis. If she went to a party, she’d sit in a corner all night. You though …”
He reaches over to me and strokes my cheek. My whole face gets hot. His fingers trace the line of my neck and down towards my—
“Uh ... what are you doing?”
His hand is on my chest. Who told him he could put his hand there?
“I dunno. What am I doing?”
I grab his hand and lift it off me.
“What’s the matter?” he says.
“Oh, c’mon. I’ve seen you drooling over that one guy.”
“I have not been drooling!”
“Please. I was above ground right before the quake. I saw you kiss him, you thought no one was looking.”
I blush. “So?” Like it’s any of his business.
“So you’re a big girl.” He puts his hand on my shoulder. I try to pull away, but he’s got strong arms. I’m pinned to the seat.”
“Please, stop touching me.”
“Look, I’m not gonna hurt you.”
You’re doing a good job of fooling me! I need to get outta here. I hafta get back to Shreya. And Josh. He’ll protect me. He’ll do something, I’m sure.
Except … this guy’s got a gun. He hasn’t pulled it yet, but it’s there. If I run away, he could shoot me. He could shoot Shreya and Josh and the others. And who’d stop him?
I’m shaking. What am I gonna do?
“You don’t have to be afraid,” he says. He’s so close right now, I can feel his hot breath on my cheek. He had something with onions for lunch—the smell is so strong I wanna gag. “I’m gonna keep you safe.”
Ha! “I don’t want you to keep me safe.”
“I’ve told you, it’s a whole new world now. The old rules don’t apply. Things are gonna get bad and quick. A pretty girl like you, you need someone to protect you.”
Yes, I’ve noticed!
“Who’s it gonna be, some scrawny college guy? Yeah, right. Especially some lib who doesn’t believe in violence. What do you think he’s gonna do? This city is full of animals—trust me, I’ve been on the force for fifteen years. I know. They barely behave themselves to begin with; what do ya think’s gonna happen when they realize there aren’t any rules anymore? Huh? Your boyfriend’ll try to talk things over with them—how do you suppose that’s gonna work? You wanna stay safe, you gotta come with me. I can protect you.”
“You have a funny way of showing it.”
“You’re being a skeeze.”
“What?” He’s shocked. How can he be shocked?
“You’re touching me!”
He snorts. “That? That’s just flirting.”
“That’s not how you flirt.”
“Oh yeah? I bet you wouldn’t object if the other guy did it.”
“Because I wouldn’t mind him doing it.”
“How’s a guy supposed to know if he doesn’t try?”
“I was giving Josh clues. Did I give you any clues? No.”
“Then why did you come out here with me?”
“You asked me to.”
“Yeah. Why did you say yes?”
“To help you find a car. Which we’ve done. Mission accomplished. Let’s get the others.”
“If I’d asked your sister, you think she’d’ve come? No way. So why did you say yes? Really.”
“What do you mean ‘really’? I told you.”
“Are you really that bad at reading people?”
“I have great people skills. It’s my superpower.”
“Why so defensive? This a sore subject?”
“How many friends you got at school?”
“What, two, three?”
“More than that. I’m in a ton of clubs. Drama, Academic Trivia, Model UN.”
“Oh, one of those.” His voice is dripping with disdain.
“One of what?”
“The girl who joins all the clubs so she can put them on her college applications.”
“What’s wrong with that?”
“You think people like having someone join a club that they don’t actually care about?”
“I care.” If I didn’t, I would’ve joined forensics like my father wanted. But I hate arguing.
“You were giving all of them your full effort? Really?”
“All of them, equally? Cuz when I was in high school and people tried to play two different sports in the same season, they were always missing practice for one or the other. Pissed their teammates off—we were busting our asses, and they hadda leave for a soccer game.”
My face stings, just like if he’d slapped me. There’d been times when I skipped out on rehearsals because I had to attend a Trivia Team practice, or do research for the Model UN. But it hadn’t been any big deal—I’d had a small part in the play, and I’d already memorized my lines.
“They always said, ‘Hey we’re busting our asses off over there, too,’ but you know what? It didn’t matter? Being a team means busting your ass together. If you aren’t there to support your teammates, even if you aren’t playing, you aren’t really part of the team.”
“I guess not.”
“So you sure your clubmates were down with you skipping off to do other things?”
“I mean … nobody said anything about it.”
“To your face. But what about what they didn’t say? Did they treat you like part of the group?”
Sure they had. They’d invited me out to Denny’s after meetings, or to hang out on weekends. Of course I hadn’t been able to attend—I always had other club stuff to do, and homework, and helping out at the store. But they’d invited me. At first, anyway. After a while they gave up.
“How many people in those clubs were actually your friends?”
“I dunno. A few.”
“You hung out with any of them this summer? Bet you haven’t.”
How can he know that? “I don’t have time. My parents are always making me work at the store.” The truth is, today’s the first time I’ve been out all summer.
“Has anyone called and tried to get you to come out?”
“They know it’s no good. My parents won’t let me.”
“Friends would call.”
He’s right. I’ve spent the summer hoping Amy or TJ would call or text or anything. Even if I had to turn them down, it would’ve been nice to know I’m wanted. But we’ve only chatted a couple times on Facebook, and both of them blew me off as soon as they found something better to do.
“How do you know?” I ask.
“I’m a cop. We’re good at reading people. You’ve got it written all over you. The desperate-for-attention look. That’s why you let the guy kiss you, isn’t it?”
“No.” Josh is cute. What girl wouldn’t want to kiss him?
“You were so happy a guy showed the least bit of attention to you, weren’t you?”
“Yeah. So what?”
“You think you’re the only one he does that with? Guys throw out attention at every cute girl we come across. It’s like fishing—most of the time you don’t go out trying to catch some specific fish. You take whatever bites and hope it’s a goodun.”
“You’re wrong.” Josh isn’t like that. This guy, he’s just guessing. He’s saying whatever and hoping it fits.
“Keep deluding yourself. I bet if a buncha gangbangers show up and tell him to hand you over, he’d do it, no second thoughts.”
“It’s true. You can look at the guy and tell he’s pussy. If things are as bad as they look, you’re going to need a real man to keep you safe.”
I roll my eyes. “And where do I get one of those?”
He grabs my chin and squeezes. “You’re too sassy, you know that? I know that’s what girls are like nowadays, but you need to learn—that shit’s over. Women can only bitch and moan like they do cuz we’ve been living in a liberal fairy-world where they’re protected. But there aren’t laws anymore. Things are gonna get medieval—they’re gonna get fucking Jurassic, you understand what I’m saying? You better learn to behave the old fashioned way. A man tells you something, you listen. It’s for your own good, understand?”
I yank my head loose from his grip. I reach for the door handle, but he grabs my hair by the braid and pulls so hard I think my scalp’s gonna come off. I cry out.
He hits the lock. “I’m being nice here. I want us to get along. But I’m not putting up with any shit, you got that?”
“What’re you doing?”
“We’re getting out of here.” He shifts into drive and steps on the gas. The wheels squeal as they try to gain traction on the sludge in the road. The car skids into motion, and when he turns the wheel to get us into the street, we almost spin out.
“Hey!” I try to unlock the door, but there’s some sort of safety mechanism, it won’t unlock while the vehicle’s in motion.
He gets the SUV under control.
“Where are we going?”
“This is the end of the world, right?”
“That doesn’t answer my question.”
“You don’t get it.”
He drives through an intersection without even slowing. We pass by an empty square on one side, a Roman-looking government building on the other.
“Of course I don’t get it. If I got it, I wouldn’t be asking, would I?”
He glares at me. Hey, keep watching the road! “End of the world means no rules any more. You gotta take what you want before anyone else has a chance, and you gotta defend it from anyone who wants to take it.”
“You are really scaring me right now.”
“I’m not going to hurt you.”
Not very reassuring! “Then stop the car and let me out.” We haven’t gone too far. I doubt I can get back to the museum before Shreya notices I’m gone, but it’s better than sticking in the car with Psycho Cop.
“Are you nuts?” he asks. “Think about what’s happened, will you. Everyone who’s on the surface is dead. Only people who were underground are still alive. That means Metro riders. As the people in the station realize what’s happening, they’re gonna come above ground and things are gonna turn to shit. You wanna be in the middle of all that?”
Things are already turning to shit. You are the shit. Does he not see that? He is the very thing he is ranting against.
“If you say so.” I’d best not provoke him. Which, given my big mouth, means not saying anything I don’t have to.
“The best move right now is to get the hell away from the city.”
“Why are we ditching my sister, though?”
He doesn’t answer. We’ve gone through another block. The Capitol’s looming ahead of us, its dome cracked in half and part of it fallen in. But before we get there, the road is going to switch to one of those annoying diagonal streets that make it impossible to go anywhere in DC without getting lost.
“If you want me to believe you, answer my question. Why are we ditching my sister?”
“Because she’s annoying.”
“You’re not wrong, but that’s no reason to leave her behind. If things are as dangerous as you say, you should be keeping her safe, too.”
He doesn’t answer.
He steers us into a traffic circle, though he ends up going the wrong way around. And then the street he wants to take, which would keep us going east past the Capitol, turns out to be barricaded. It’s only one of those gates with the wooden arm that goes up and down, with a rusty metal plate raised behind it. Without any cops standing guard, we could smash through it, no problem, but for all his talk about there being no rules anymore, when he sees the red and white arm barring our way, he pulls out of his turn and continues around the circle. We exit onto a street the runs along a pool in front of the Capitol.
“You know,” I venture, “it might not be the way you’re saying. People aren’t all as bad as you claim.”
He snorts and turns us into a second circle. This is like being on a merry-go-round. Good thing I don’t get car sick. Much.
“Girl, I’m a cop. I know more about people than you ever will. Trust me, they’re shit, and once they realize how bad things are, they’re gonna turn into a mob.” He steers hard to the right and we’re on a street again, headed back the way we’d come, only now we’re on the south side of the Mall, behind all the museums there.
“No. No, no, no, no,” I say. “That’s only true if people decide to go that way.”
“And that’s what they’re going to decide.”
“No. We can reboot civilization. There were enough people at our station alone to at least get a village going.”
“You think we can get everyone on the same page for that? Yeah, right. We’ll be killing each other for food before the week’s out.”
We fly past the Smithsonian Castle.
“Yeah, well what’s your big idea?”
“Best way to get food is going to be hunting. If we get to the outer suburbs, there are tons of deer out there. But you can feed a small band that way, not a whole village.”
“What if all the deer turned to goop like people?” I ask.
“What if. The deer. Melted. Into goop. Like people.” I’m trying not to be sarcastic, but it’s not working.
He stares at me, like he hasn’t considered this. Oh come on! If you’re going to kidnap me, plan it out! I demand a better class of abductor than this.
“Well, I mean, we can find seeds,” he says. “We can learn to farm. You know the best place to go in case of apocalypse? Amish country. Everything you need to start over at a basic, sustainable tech—”
He’s taken his eyes off the road to talk to me, which would be fine if the street were deserted. But although there aren’t any moving vehicles or pedestrians, there are cars and trucks that had been on the road when the quake happened, and some of them have crashed or stalled. One of them, a blue minivan, is stopped in the road ahead of us.
The cop tries to swerve out of the way, but we run into a puddle of goop and the SUV spins out of control. He struggles with the wheel, but it’s no good. We hit a curb and I’m thrown forward. My nose smashes against the lock on the glove compartment hard enough that blood spurts out. The cop’s thrown against the steering wheel, and his chest sets off the horn.
We’re stopped. I grab the door handle, but it’s still won’t unlock.
“Let me out. Now.”
“God dammit, why’d you go and distract me while I’m driving?” He grabs for my hair again, but I dive under his grip and stretch across his lap. I hit the master door lock button.
I pull the door handle and slither out of the car. The cop grabs my ankle, but I pull it loose from his grip and kick him in the face.
I pick myself up and start running.
We’ve come to a stop on the Mall, not far from the Washington Monument. Or where the Monument used to be. Most of it’s fallen over, and there’s a pile of broken marble strewn across the blackened grass.
The Natural History Museum is way far down—maybe not a mile away, but far enough that I can’t run the whole distance. Not in this heat. Not with the grass covered in the purple sludge.
But I’m not alone out here. There are people, a few hundred of them, coming down the Mall in a huge mass. I wave my hand and shout to them. “Hey! Hey! Over here!”
A few people see me. Yes! A bunch of them break off and come towards me. I run in their direction.
But the cop’s managed to get himself out of the car. He’s walking like he’s drunk, but when he spots me, he breaks into a stumbling run.
“Help!” I scream.
One man breaks away from the group. He’s short and thick—the muscular kind of thick, like a professional wrestler. He runs past me and tackles the cop. Tackles him with enough force that the cop not only stops, but he goes flying backwards. They land so hard that I hear the impact, and they slide across the slick ground. The short guy lifts a fist brings it down on the cop’s face. Blood spurts out.
A woman stops next to me, nearly falls on her heiny when she does. She grabs me for balance and my feet almost slip out from under me too, but I manage to get a foothold on the slick ground.
Another woman, this one in a narrow skirt the prevents her from running too fast, jumps in the air and shouts, “Uragawa-san, yay!”
Another half dozen people are coming my way, and the strange thing is, apart from one white guy, they’re all Asians—East Asians, if we want to be precise, which I do because it pisses me off when people talk like I’m not Asian, thankyouverymuch.
“Are you all right?” the first woman who’d reached me says. Her English is a little stiff and tinged with an Aussie accent.
“Yeah. Thank you.”
I’m breathing hard and my arms are shaking. I hadn’t been scared when I was in the SUV, I was too angry, but now it’s hitting me what had almost happened. The cop tried to kidnap me. What, did he think I was going to become his wife? Were we gonna go into the mountains and live like pioneers?
“It’s okay,” the first woman says. She puts an arm around my shoulder. “You are safe.”
The other women are gathering round now. Though I say “women,” but most of them are around my age, and only the woman who shouted “yay” is much older than didi.
The girls start talking in unison, but none of them are speaking English. I think it’s Japanese. The language sounds kinda like anime.
“They want to know what happened,” the one white guy with the group says.
“He tried to kidnap me.” I point to the cop.
The white guy translates this, and the girls respond with a horrified, “Oooh!” They speak to each other quickly, then the one who speaks English and two others go over to cop.
He’s lying on the ground. His whole body is smeared red, partly from a bloody nose and partly from the sludge on the ground. He’s not moving, and it wouldn’t do him any good to try because the Japanese man is standing with a foot on the cop’s chest. The guy’s taken the cop’s gun and is pointing it down at him.
The girls and the guy confer. The guy’s face goes dark, and he kicks the cop in the head hard enough that I wonder if he’s gonna have spinal damage. Not that I’d mind.
The girl who speaks English takes a turn, kicking the cop in the nuts. He curls into a ball. The other two girls give him kicks to the back.
“Wait!” I shout.
They look over at me.
“Stop. No more.”
The girl who speaks English translates my words. The other girls argue back, but after a moment they step away from the cop. One of them, her hair dyed a light auburn, spits on him.
“Heh-heh-heh,” the white guy says. He looks around, like he expects to see cops coming to arrest everyone present.
“Who are those girls?” I ask.
“Would you believe they’re pop stars from Japan?”
“Yeah.” He nods. “True story.”
A new Japanese woman arrives. She’s about my mom’s age, and the way the girls come to attention when she’s around, I’d guess she’s in charge of them. When the three girls get back to us, she grabs two of them by the ear, like they’re kindergartners she’s caught eating mud pies. I don’t understand a word she says, but I recognize a chewing-out when I hear one.
“Misa-san,” the girl who speaks English says. She crosses her arms and launches into a long speech in Japanese.
The woman argues back, but the English-speaking girl won’t have it. She pushes on the way my mother will when she’s arguing with a vendor who’s trying to screw her on a deal.
The woman nods at last. She says something. She doesn’t sound happy about it, but I get the feeling she’s relenting. She lets the other girls go and backs away.
“What was that about?” I ask the white guy.
“Ms. Ushiguchi is their stage manager. They’re supposed to do whatever she says. But Kyouko there just told her, basically, it’s the end of the world, they don’t have any group any more.”
“Oh.” I’m still a bit unclear about this whole thing. Like, why are there Japanese pop stars running around the Mall after the apocalypse? But, you know, at some point you’ve got to accept the world is the way it is. End of the world. Psycho cops. Pop singers. I’m not going to question it.
I need to get back to didi and the others. There’s no way she isn’t freaking right now, but hopefully if I tell her I’ve found other people, that’ll get her to calm down.
I’m about to explain everything to the white guy and ask him to wait for us—or at least to tell us where they’re going so we can catch up—but before I can get any words out, I hear the sound of car engines approaching.
Not one, or even two. This is a whole bunch. I don’t see anything, but—no wait, the main crowd has come to a halt. They’re turning their attention to the far side of the Mall.
The girl who speaks English and the tough-looking Japanese guy climb up on a marble block to get a better view.
“Purejidento da yo ne?” the guy says.
To Be Continued...
-by Sean O'Hara